Sabrina Carpenter – Never Getting Laid | Mp3 Download
“Never Getting Laid” is the seventh song on Sabrina Carpenter‘s Man’s Best Friend album, released on August 29, 2025. This psychedelic-pop/bedroom-pop track, written by Carpenter, Amy Allen, and John Ryan, and co-produced with John Ryan, blends dreamy production with biting humor—wrapped in polished sophistication.
The lyrics are a study in sardonic wit. Sabrina addresses heartbreak with biting mock-serenity:
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“I just wish you get agoraphobia some day”—a humorous (but controversial) jab reflecting emotional entrapment.
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She wishes her ex a paradoxical fate: “a lifetime full of happiness and a forever of never getting laid.”
The production elevates the satire. It opens with surreal synth textures, deep bass, and delicate piano, setting a smoky, lounge-like tone that shifts into a dramatic, theatrical delivery by the second half—melding humor and vulnerability in a way that’s uniquely Sabrina Carpenter.
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